Personal thoughts on the cuirass
1) whoever thought that putting abs on the armor that way was a good idea needs a raise
2) I LOVE that the metal vest (i don't know how to call it) keeps going down and covers front and back. Even if I love kit's ass it's so much cooler this way
3) the Lux Arcana, the key that powers the armor, inserted (by jade) over the heart is a classic touch
4) I'm so glad that the armor is not low-cut on the chest but covers her completely. Finally a female armour that does what it's supposed to: protect, instead of being just another means to hypersexualization.
5) the neck piece has no reason to exist but to make her hotter and i approve.
Also i know I'm being delusional but the neck piece perfectly complete jade's collar.. coincidence? probably I think not.
WARWICK DAVIS as WILLOW UFGOOD, ELLIE BAMBER as ELORA DANAN, ERIN KELLYMAN as JADE CLAYMORE, RUBY CRUZ as KIT TANTHALOS, and AMAR CHADHA-PATEL as THRAXUS BOORMAN in WILLOW (2021- )
doctor: you’re also fresh out of potassium
me: 0K
doctor: wanna guess your salt level?
me: Na
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Oh my god they were phishing











